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Luckalyzer Predicts Bad Luck That Caused Flood

August 16th, 2010 No comments

How would you like to come home and your house is an inch deep in water?

That’s what happened to me today (August 14, 2010). My house was flooded. First time in my life.

My Flooded House

I checked my 30-Day Luckalyzer Report and here is what it showed:

My Luckalyzer reading for Aug 14, 2010

Luckalyzer™ was right, I was having some bad luck. I spent Aug 14 and 15 sucking up water and minimizing damage. Will spend Aug 16 with contractors and insurance, etc..

The MOST interesting thing here is, how Luckalyzer was actually able to pinpoint how the flood started. The unluckiest column is Intellectual. BINGO! Give Luckalyzer™ a prize.

This flood was not started by a bust pipe. This flood was started from my own stupidity. You see I was watering my flowerbed, which is up next to the front wall of my house.

My neighbor came over to borrow something so I put the hose in the flower bed for a few minutes while I get what the neighbor wanted. Well a few minutes turned into an hour and a half. As I walked into my home and sloshed through the carpet I realized the water was still running.

Luckalyzer pinpointed my bad luck and even picked exactly how it would occur. If only I had checked my report earlier in the day, maybe I would have changed something. As is, this bad luck will cost me $2,000 for my insurance deductible.

Don’t let bad luck happen to you. Get your Luckalyzer™ Report here and don’t be blindsided like I was.


Luckalyzer Predicts My Lucky Win At WSOP

June 3rd, 2010 No comments

In this article I put Luckalyzer to the test. Can it really predict lucky days? For my test I’m going to use the 2010 World Series Of Poker currently being held at the Rio in Las Vegas.

First I check my Luckalyzer Report for any days in the near future that are extremely lucky. After running my report, here is what I saw:

My luck analyzed for 5/31/2010

As you can see above, my luck turned all green (good things will just happen) on May 27th and would continue until June 2, 2010. So I put in for a vacation so I could take advantage of this short period of amazing good luck.

I’ve always had a dream to go to Las Vegas and play in the World Series Of Poker. What better place to test Luckalyzer the luck analyzing software, then at the prestigous World Series Of Poker!

I packed my bags and by 10:00 AM on May 31st, 2010 I was actually standing on the convention floor of the World Series Of Poker. I had arrived with $500 in my pocket and a plan. The plan was to take that $500 and play in three one-table tournaments and see how my luck worked. Was it really as good as Luckalyzer claims?

In the first event, I went all in with the best hand and was called by a player who had ONLY three outs to win. Naturally, his card hit and I was out, losing the $175 buy-in fee.

I was upset. How could Luckalyzer let me down. It’s always been accurate at predicting my bad luck, why not the good? Some folks may have given up and claimed the software doesn’t work. However, I know one test is not enough.

I took some time to calm down and think the situation over. My plan was to play three and make a determination then on the accuracy of the software that runs Luckalyzer.

In my second one-table tourney I found myself heads up, and even on chips with my opponent. He suggested we end here and split the winnings ($1,620). I agreed and pocketed $810 – $175 entry fee = $635 profit!

The third one-table found me in the final three with the smallest amount of chips. I quickly asked for a split, the other two agreed, and I pocketed $540 – $175 entry = $365 profit.

You can see my buy-in receipts below. When all was said and done, I made a profit of $825. It was my first World Series Of Poker win and I did it in about two hours.

receipts for my World series Of Poker buyins

But Hold On… It’s Not Over Yet, It Gets Even Crazier!

I beat the World Series Of Poker, maybe I was just lucky at cards. Luckalyzer says I should be real lucky so testing just one game was not enough. I wanted to test my luck on other games.

I went to the Let It Ride table. On my very first hand I made a straight. With a 20 bet and $1 on the bonus, I just won $125!

I left that table and went to try my luck at the poker room. I found a seat in the busy room and bought in. The dealer asked for a player card and I said I didn’t have one. Another player suggested I get one because new players who play one hour get $25 bonus from the casino. Sweet.

I got the card and played exactly one hour. At the end of that hour I went and collected my $25. I went and cashed in my chips for a profit of $160 in that hour. $160 + $25 bonus = $185. I just made another $185 for that hour!

Ok poker has been fantastic. Now lets try the video poker. I went to the video poker bar for a drink and to test my luck at the video poker machine. I put in $20 and immediatly hit four of a kind! I played three more hands, hit nothing and quit with a profit of $145 in a matter of minutes!


Everything I touched turned to gold. Time for one more test before going home to bed. There was a $120 buy-in poker event being held that evening at 7pm. I bought into the tournament and boy was I shocked when I looked at my seat assignment (see photo). They had givem me Table 77 Seat 7. 777! Is this an ominous signal of whats to come?

Unfortunately my luck didn’t work at this event. Well you can’t expect to win everything could you? I got knocked out before making it into the money so no profit here, just a loss of $120 on this event.

After testing Luckalyzer for a full day, I definately was lucky as claimed. My overall winnings by the end of the day were: $825 + $125 + $145 + $185 – $120 = $1,160 in profits!

If you are ready to cash in like I did, I recommend you check your luck now to see if you have a lucky day coming.


Bird Poops On Frigid Woman

May 22nd, 2010 No comments

A Luckalyzer™ user recently related an interesting success story.

Cheryl has a husband who works the graveyard shift. On May 21, he come home after his shift feeling a little frisky. Hoping his wife would help him with his problem, he woke her up.

Unfortunately for him, Cheryl was not in the mood and refused him.

Later that day while Cheryl was walking to her car after work, a bird flew over and actually pooped on her. Have you ever had a bird poop on you? I never had and I’m 52 so the odds have to be high.

Wondering why she was so devoid of love for her husband this morning, AND why she was so unlucky to have a bird poop on her, she turned to Luckalyzer™.

When she got home she quickly ran her free daily report and saw the following:


Luckalyzer Reading

Her Physical luck was so bad it warned Cheryl to stay indoors (and therefore, the bird could not poop on her). In addition, her Emotional luck was Bad which explained the negative mood for sex with her husband.

We here at Luckalyzer™ wish Cheryl the best. Hang in there, your luck will get better soon.