First I check my 30-Day Luckalyzer™ Report for any days in the near future that are extremely lucky. After running my report, here is what I saw:

As you can see above, my luck turned all green (good things will just happen) on May 27th and would continue until June 2, 2010. So I put in for a vacation so I could take advantage of this short period of amazing good luck.

I’ve always had a dream to go to Las Vegas and play in the World Series Of Poker. What better place to test Luckalyzer™ the luck analyzing software, then at the prestigous World Series Of Poker!

I packed my bags and by 10:00 AM on May 31st, 2010 I was actually standing on the convention floor of the World Series Of Poker. I had arrived with $500 in my pocket and a plan. The plan was to take that $500 and play in three one-table tournaments and see how my luck worked. Was it really as good as Luckalyzer™ claims?

In the first event, I went all in with the best hand and was called by a player who had ONLY three outs to win. Naturally, his card hit and I was out, losing the $175 buy-in fee.

I was upset. How could Luckalyzer™ let me down. It’s always been accurate at predicting my bad luck, why not the good? Some folks may have given up and claimed the software doesn’t work. However, I know one test is not enough.

I took some time to calm down and think the situation over. My plan was to play three and make a determination then on the accuracy of the software that runs Luckalyzer™.

In my second one-table tourney I found myself heads up, and even on chips with my opponent. He suggested we end here and split the winnings ($1,620). I agreed and pocketed $810 – $175 entry fee = $635 profit!

The third one-table found me in the final three with the smallest amount of chips. I quickly asked for a split, the other two agreed, and I pocketed $540 – $175 entry = $365 profit.

You can see my buy-in receipts below. When all was said and done, I made a profit of $825. It was my first World Series Of Poker win and I did it in about two hours.

But Hold On… It’s Not Over Yet, It Gets Even Crazier!

I beat the World Series Of Poker, maybe I was just lucky at cards. Luckalyzer™ says I should be real lucky so testing just one game was not enough. I wanted to test my luck on other games.

I went to the Let It Ride table. On my very first hand I made a straight. With a 20 bet and $1 on the bonus, I just won $125!

I left that table and went to try my luck at the poker room. I found a seat in the busy room and bought in. The dealer asked for a player card and I said I didn’t have one. Another player suggested I get one because new players who play one hour get $25 bonus from the casino. Sweet.

I got the card and played exactly one hour. At the end of that hour I went and collected my $25. I went and cashed in my chips for a profit of $160 in that hour. $160 + $25 bonus = $185. I just made another $185 for that hour!

Ok poker has been fantastic. Now lets try the video poker. I went to the video poker bar for a drink and to test my luck at the video poker machine. I put in $20 and immediatly hit four of a kind! I played three more hands, hit nothing and quit with a profit of $145 in a matter of minutes!

Everything I touched turned to gold. Time for one more test before going home to bed. There was a $120 buy-in poker event being held that evening at 7pm. I bought into the tournament and boy was I shocked when I looked at my seat assignment (see photo). They had givem me Table 77 Seat 7. 777! Is this an ominous signal of whats to come?

Unfortunately my luck didn’t work at this event. Well you can’t expect to win everything could you? I got knocked out before making it into the money so no profit here, just a loss of $120 on this event.

After testing Luckalyzer™ for a full day, I definately was lucky as claimed. My overall winnings by the end of the day were: $825 + $125 + $145 + $185 – $120 = $1,160 in profits!

If you are ready to cash in like I did, I recommend you get your 30-Day Luckalyzer Report so you’ll know, in advance, when good luck is coming.

Cheryl has a husband who works the graveyard shift. On May 21, he come home after his shift feeling a little frisky. Hoping his wife would help him with his problem, he woke her up.

Unfortunately for him, Cheryl was not in the mood and refused him.

Later that day while Cheryl was walking to her car after work, a bird flew over and actually pooped on her. Have you ever had a bird poop on you? I never had and I’m 52 so the odds have to be high.

Wondering why she was so devoid of love for her husband this morning, AND why she was so unlucky to have a bird poop on her, she turned to Luckalyzer™.

When she got home she quickly ran her free daily report and saw the following:

Her Physical luck was so bad it warned Cheryl to stay indoors (and therefore, the bird could not poop on her). In addition, her Emotional luck was Bad which explained the negative mood for sex with her husband.

We here at Luckalyzer™ wish Cheryl the best. Hang in there, your luck will get better soon.

If you have paid for a report and can’t access it, I am working on it but give me some time. I am currently going through EXTREME bad luck. Here’s my daily report for April 20, 2010, the day the Luckalyzer™ website crashed while I was coding new features (even my report says I should not be thinking):

Today is April 21, 2010 and below is my daily reading for today:

I heard today from my tech people that the problem was caused by a digital file (the code for the website) that got stuck during the upload process. Because of this the code would not execute.

I have been coding website for over 15 years and I have never seen such a thing happen. A piece of digital code can get stuck in Internet space and crash a website? I can see if it was a real physical bird flying into a real plane engine causing a crash, but this?

That is EXTREME bad luck.

I beg everyone for patience during this terrible time and I will get the Luckalyzer™ Monthly Reports working soon. Tomorrow my Intellectual cycle will be experiencing good luck so I should be able to fix everything then.

The birth date and the day of death can easily be found online for any dead celebrity. If we use Elvis’s you will see the following report:

In the above graph I’ve outlined the day Elvis died. As you can see the life cycle that controls Elvis’s emotions was in the red for more than a week before Elvis’s death. This indicates he was very depressed in the time before his death.

Then in the two days before his death he faced TWO days of DANGER in his Intellectual and Physical! Elvis was a total wreck with three red lights in a row.

Finally on the 16th, Elvis’s Emotional was at a dangerous peak and actually highlighted in his report as a VERY BAD day for his emotions. I think this dangerous state and all the woes in the days leading up to the 16th, was just too much for Elvis.

Reports on his death state a heart attack (but that could be a cover up). Most people believe cause of death was because of the high amounts of drugs found in his system.

My opinion is it was an overdose and it could have been prevented. Looking at the chart above again, you can see that things started to get better for Elvis starting August 24.

If he would have only taken a vacation for about 10 days, did nothing but lay on a beach and catch some rays, he would be alive with us today.

By using Luckalyzer™ and knowing what life has in store for you, you CAN avoid bad luck and have a life that is truly blessed.

One such occasion increased my bad luck and caused me to throw my back out. It’s been two days and it’s very painful for me to leave the bed (the only place I can get comfortable and avoid pain).

The funny thing is, if I would only have practiced what I preached and checked my Luckalyzer reading that morning, I would have been warned.

Take a look at the below graphic taken from my Luckalyzer 30-Day report and read my success story.

On March 15 it was a warm sunny day in Southern California. I was laying by the pool just relaxing. Then I got this STUPID idea to do a little stretching while I worked on the tan.

That was mistake #1. Look at the chart above and you see my INTELLECTUAL is marked as bad. I should not have done any thinking that day and just layed there enjoying the rays.

To make matters worse, my decision was to do something PHYSICAL, not EMOTIONAL (which would have been the wise thing to do). Notice in the above graph that PHYSICAL is marked as EXTREME DANGER.

I ignored it and ended up throwing my back out and was bed ridden for two days before getting my health back.